Comments of Konoha

[Shin-Akaido]

This is a topic to share some of the funnies comments or quotes that you guys can share. It can be IC or OOC, just make sure it holds no weight of actual knowledge. Just funny or awkward quotes and comments.

"Fuck gingers! Those evil red headed fucks"-Jakuchu Azura.

[SlayerthePhlegmatic]

Kira OOCs: [ is Nozomi stripping back there?]
(*Asano, Nozomi has stripped to a tanktop and her crimson trousers.*)

Azuki, Taskoro yells: Nozo! Stop stripping!
Azuki, Taskoro yells: You always do that!
Senju, Yoite yells: This is a public place you sicko!
Maboroshi, Muko says: eeeewwww
Azuki, Taskoro yells: You always get into your tank top!
Kira thinks: Let her be.. I want to see...

[Shin-Akaido]

Uchiha, Kuro says: Ma'am, how many bandits do you suspect are involved?
Azura, Jakuchu thinks: It's a guy...
Uchiha, Atilla thinks: That's..a man.

Azura, Jakuchu OOC's: (Kurama is Kuro's Haku)

[taco938]

Asano, Nozomi OOCs: [[Think of a senbon, but much thicker and bigger, with a pointed tip
Azuki, Taskoro OOCs: (Thats what she said


Poku says: What're you doing?
Uchiha, Angel says: Kwaj get on your knees.
Uchiha, Hezan OOCs: (LOL)
Uchiha, Angel says: I won't ask twice.

[Bolajay]

Hyuuga, Akuro has been knocked-out by Hyuuga, Kuro
Sasaru OOCs: (HAH)
Uchiha, Kuro OOCs: [LAWLS]
Hyuuga, Kuro OOCs: (tard
Uchiha, Kuro OOCs: [KEEL YOU]
Hyuuga, Kuro says: No response?
Uchiha, Kuro OOCs: [Are there death message confirming it?]
Hyuuga, Akuro OOCs: [[but you couldnt hit me a sec ago]]
Hyuuga, Akuro OOCs: [[omg]]
Hyuuga, Kuro OOCs: (?
Uchiha, Kuro OOCs: [YEAH BITCH]
Uchiha, Kuro OOCs: [Don't fuck with me.]
Uchiha, Kuro has been knocked-out by Hyuuga, Kuro
Hyuuga, Akuro OOCs: [[]]
Hyuuga, Kuro OOCs: (ROFL
Hyuuga, Akuro OOCs: [[OH LOLS]]
Uchiha, Kuro OOCs: [Q.Q]
Hyuuga, Kuro OOCs: (all the lols in the world is right here

[Shin-Akaido]

Senju, Yoite says: Papa!
Azura, Jakuchu says: I didn't fuck a Senju.
Senju, Yoite says: ...
Senju, Yoite says: Welp, that's that.
Azura, Jakuchu says: Their vaginas are like sandpaper and sawdust.

[Shin-Akaido]

Azura, Jakuchu forms a tiger handseal and spews water from his mouth. He then forms blinding handseals to create a clone from the water before it even touches the ground. Jakuchu points at the window (which is now repaired) and the clone climbs up with chakra walking and goes on in. From there, it opens up the drawrs and pulls out a rasta colored bong. It comes on down and disperses causing the water to enter the bong and he catches it at the same time; this guy gets pussy.

His right hand dips into a baggie and pulls out some substances as the man pours it into the bong. Then he grabs a match, and strikes it against his chest which creates a fire. Why? Because he gets mad pussy, is awesome, and kills noobs by looking at them. With the bong lit up and ready to go, he takes a few hits. His eyes turn a crimson red as the man is now high as Rick James.*)


Kira begans to jolt to the store. He sprints over after hearing the words '100 Ryo'. He runs to the nearest merchant and asked the merchant for some potato chips. He took the chips and left two ryo on the counter for the merchant as he ran back to the square. He came back, sweating, exhausted. He walked towards the 'Brokage' with haste, and when he was close enough, handed the chips to him.*)
Azura, Jakuchu says: If these are chicken and waffle flavor, I will murder you and your entire family.

[Shin-Akaido]

Azura, Jakuchu says: Just trying to deal with alot of stuff anywho, like my need to take a dump.
Azura, Jakuchu says: A massive one at that.
Motetsu Yamanori says: Thank you sir.
Azura, Jakuchu thinks: My butthole will never be the same.

Azura, Jakuchu leaps up to his window with his awesome Kageness and opens the lid of the toilet trying to scramble about. He doesn't even close the door as wild noises can be heard throughout the square. They are loud and sound like baby seals being clubbed to death or demons rising from Hell. "OH DEAR CHRIST!!!" he shouts out.

[Shin-Akaido]

Shin-Akaido: What up bitches and bastards?
DivineAlphaPikachu: Hi phat gurl
Shin-Akaido: Hey.
DivineAlphaPikachu: <3333
Shin-Akaido: I'm not phat, just fluffy.
DivineAlphaPikachu: Fien
Shin-Akaido: So i'm just a fluffy girl

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